April Paisley likes it really rough. Slapped around, thrown around, spanked hard, fucked hard. Wriggles a lot, and yelps. In her interview, she says she loves to put up a fight and pretty much get conquered and then she's sweet as rain and she'll do whatever you want. It's a wet afternoon in November, it's cold and miserable. April sweetheart, you're just what I needed. I play an old flame of her mum's. I used to live with the pair of them, got on well with April (know what I mean, heh heh), now she's all grown up and left home and she's shacked up with this bad boy and her mum's phoned me up to ask if I can pop round and have a quiet word with her because she's worried. Except that darling little April doesn't do quiet. No sooner have I turned up at her door than she's yap-yap-yapping, freaking out and saying it's all just an excuse for me to fuck her again. Which is probably a bit of play-acting to piss me off and turn me on at the same time so that I'll jump on top of her and ravage her and she'll fight back a bit etc etc. In which case consider my buttons well and truly pressed, you nasty little slag. We go at it Looney Tunes then the bitch submits and I punish her. Wallop the crap out of her buttocks til they're a nice shade of purple and blue. Fuck the face off her, lots of gagging, lots of drool. Fuck her like she's, well -- just a nice tight hole on the end of my willy really. Hard and rough. It's a very becoming scene. Please note that the price we had to pay to shoot with April was another scene that we did for her a few weeks' later, which involved me being her slave and getting chained up in a dog's kennel. Don't think I don't suffer for my art or for your entertainment, mes chers amis....

Fat chicks, eh? Always good for a bit of rolly-polly and a bit of a chomp. And some of them, you look at their faces and you think "Cripes, missus, if you lost of few pounds you'd be a beauty". And they would. Real supermodel quality some of 'em. If they lost a few pounds. Anastasia Lux however requires no such weight loss. She's fat AND she's beautiful. None of this PC shit -- some of these girls really could shed a brick or two. But Anastasia, you don't want to change a thing. If she did, if she dropped a slice she'd lose her je-ne-sais-quo, her X Factor, her Big Mamma mojo. Because being big is what makes Ms Lux so fucking bad. What's the point of massive tits if they haven't got cigar-butt nips on the end to have a good munch on? Check. What's the point of a massive fat arse if it doesn't buck and shake and twerk? Check. This is what I mean. You just drown in the bitch. Andy's in love. Hates me all the way through the shoot for having her. And you will too when you watch it. She's Portuguese, late 20s, very Iberian in the way she's strong and knows her mind but needs a man to be a man in the bedroom, someone she can submit to. She hasn't had much experience and she's actually very naive and innocent. Enjoy, guys....